no offence but I literally can’t quit caring bout someone so if I no longer give a shit u really messed up
(via africnsoul)
me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once
my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.
(Source: bobross, via little-gay-swimmer-boys)
“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game
(Source: sndwave, via little-gay-swimmer-boys)
my life:
- in the morning, i can’t wake up
- in the night, i can’t sleep
(via little-gay-swimmer-boys)
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
(via little-gay-swimmer-boys)